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    Ford tough?


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    skimpy XXXXXXXXXXL clothes like that should be outlawed...
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    now thats what i call hauling ass
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    Is it just me or is that truck really a Chevy..........the tail lights look like GM............Sorry Im a car nut
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    Yes, you are a nut and the real clue should have been the "heartbeat of America" sticker in the back window.

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    Wonder if there Bi??????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    Is it just me or is that truck really a Chevy..........the tail lights look like GM............Sorry Im a car nut

    I Believe it's a 1999 Ford Ranger.. they do look like a chevy from the back... see, the thing with a chevy, it has a big ass, but no balls...

    Ford all the way

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    Ok, it does say "Heart Beat of America" But them trucks look alike from the back..

    it don't show what the truck looks like after word, mabe some broken shocks? bent wheels?

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    Question

    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    Is it just me or is that truck really a Chevy..........the tail lights look like GM............Sorry Im a car nut
    YOU COULD SEE THE TRUCK?!? DUDE, YOUR GOOD!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wcso234
    Wonder if there Bi??????????
    Come on bro, I am trying to drink my coffee.......
    Thanks, now I am going to have a nightmare.!

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    I wonder if I can get medically retired for this?

    bufford408 you just made my list for making me blind but don't worry too much it's hard to shoot something when I can't see the target...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by pc830cop

    bufford408 you just made my list for making me blind but don't worry too much it's hard to shoot something when I can't see the target...LOL

    I tend to stay on people's "list". I really don't know why

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    That is some fuct-up chit.

    Does anyone remember seeing the video of the whale that washed up dead on the beach, and some dumb-ass decided to use dynamite to blow the whale back into the ocean? The end result was raining whale blubber slamming down on parked cars and all over everyone in the area.

    For some reason that video just came to mind when I saw those two huge masses of blubber spilling out of the truck. Sick. Very Sick.

    BTW - Looks like a Chevy to me too.

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