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Thread: A little humor for the day.
07-26-06, 11:12 PM #1
A little humor for the day.
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was
wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was
wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape
exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing
the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on
one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his
free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He
suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering
lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even
excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to
show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the
bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at
him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the
cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
07-26-06, 11:41 PM #2
Hell Yeah!When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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07-31-06, 05:17 AM #3
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