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    Red face Fun at my expense, again

    Ok, the set up is I'm on night shift, it is O dark thrity, and I get a BOLO about a runaway female, what she is wearing etc.

    I'm "patrolling" in my cruiser, with no traffic out at all, and I notice a female wearing about the same clothing description as the bolo "standing on the corner".....so.......

    I do a u turn on the 4 lane highway I'm on, placing my cruiser in the on coming lane facing the wrong way and pull up next to the female.....roll down my window...and say...

    Oh I thought you were younger.....(she didn't match the age of the runaway)

    "undercover hooker" says excuse me?

    I say...oh I'm sorry I'm looking for a runaway female and the clothing you are wearing matched what I was told......but you are older....

    "undercover hooker" says you see the lights flashing at you from across the street?

    I look over and see an "undercover car" and say.... ok I'll get out of here.

    They had a great time showing everyone they could find the video of me pulling up to their "hooker" and of course playing only the part of me saying....Oh I thought you were younger.....and the undercover hooker saying excuse me....

    I was told they laughed till they cried.....
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    That made me laugh out loud, so I had to email your story to the guys I work near as an explanation Great story

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    My wife almost peed herself when I showed her that. I HAVE GOT to buy you a drink! DAMN! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    GREAT story! Still laughing

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    Oh that's priceless!!!

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    Definitely sounds like something I would do. Thank God I didn't!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    ROTFLMAO cant type laughing too hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by nitestokker
    My wife almost peed herself when I showed her that. I HAVE GOT to buy you a drink! DAMN! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'll take care of that for you.

    CF, any way you can get your hands on a copy? Just swing by the house.
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    Oh my god now that's funny. LMAO.
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    Thumbs up Lmao!!!!!


    Come on, PLEASE get a copy of that and post it. Thats priceless!!!!!

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    THAT'S AWESOME!!! They need to post that on the internet.

 

 

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