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Thread: Living Will Form
07-28-06, 03:59 PM #1
Living Will Form
Living Will Form
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Scotch and soda,
Vodka and Tonic,
lobster or crab legs,
the remote control,
bowl of ice cream,
the sports page,
...it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.
I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.
DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
"ATTITUDE" - I am convinced that life is 10% of what happens to me and 90% on how I react to it.
07-28-06, 04:01 PM #2
+1Any Post I make is my opinion only!
I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.
07-28-06, 11:59 PM #3Originally Posted by BMBDAWG
More like it.
07-29-06, 02:27 AM #4Originally Posted by BMBDAWG
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
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