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    Old don't mean slow!

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
    had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe
    courts, and some orange and grapefruit trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
    bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices
    shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
    naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up,
    he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast.
    Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!

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    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
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    reminds me of my dad he is quick like that



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