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    Ironic Aint It!

    Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

    Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

    Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.

    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



    Both assassins were known by their three names.

    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

    Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.


    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here's the kicker...

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.

    Who says hist dont ahve an ironic side!
    Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!


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    what you do read a book? i think i saw that on the history channel
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    Some of that is true, some of it is not (for instance, Lincoln didn't really give a rat's ass about the slaves, actually, he wanted to keep the slaves in the south for the economy)......

    If you go line, by line, you will find that about half of that isn't the truth. It is kind of cool though.
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    I saw this a long time ago and just recieved it in an emial and decided to repost it
    Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!


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    Its all conspiracy. Kennedy isn't really dead, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu
    Its all conspiracy. Kennedy isn't really dead, man.

    HAAA!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Most disturbing thing about this for me is that Marilyn Monroe died well over a year before Kennedy's assassination. I don't think even Kennedy could have gotten away with necrophilia.


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    Conspiracy theory ?

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    And Kennedy's killer went from a Book depository to a theatre
    And Lincoln's killer went from a theatre to a library. Spooky huh?
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