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**Virginian** · 08-01-06, 02:56 PM

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

[conalabu] i was a big kid. when i was 10 he asked my dad if i could come over and help him squeeze the grapes. he got me pissy drunk. my mom was pissed but my dad thought it was funny as hell

[BEK320] ummm squeeze grapes as in actually squeezing grapes or is grapes a metaphore for something

[conalabu] he had a grape press in the cellar

[conalabu] made his own wine

[BEK320] ohhh....guess i need to come in earlier in the convo

[Virginian] my gosh I can't stop laughing

**conalabu** · 08-01-06, 03:00 PM

edited for content. Somethings shouldn't be said in public, but boy oh boy if I ever get with in grabbing range, Virgin, I am going to squeeze something and it ain't gonna be grapes.

Cheech · 08-01-06, 03:05 PM

Dood....Sick.

**Virginian** · 08-01-06, 03:06 PM

[Virginian] con we need a photo of you for the photoshopping thread

[conalabu] I am about to send a photo of my foot. Then you can jam it up your ass and save me a trip.

There, this completes the chat

**conalabu** · 08-01-06, 03:12 PM

Little bastard. You are as bad as the media with editing. I didn't even say that grape line, you peepee smoocher.

**Ducky** · 08-01-06, 03:49 PM

Hahahahahaha!!!!

**dlefdal** · 08-01-06, 03:55 PM

Yeah...........peepee smoocher...........I love it.

**zpd307** · 08-01-06, 04:10 PM

this is why i come to this site........ to increase my knowledge and vocabulary skills. now i just have to find a time to work in peepee smoocher into the conversation!!!!!!!

**Virginian** · 08-01-06, 04:28 PM

In the interest of fairness, I present conalabu burning me -

[conalabu] Nice pun.

[Virginian] my unintentional ones are always the best of my jokes

[conalabu] That's what your mom said when you were born, Virg.

[Virginian] ahahahaha