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    Quote from Chat

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    [conalabu] i was a big kid. when i was 10 he asked my dad if i could come over and help him squeeze the grapes. he got me pissy drunk. my mom was pissed but my dad thought it was funny as hell

    [BEK320] ummm squeeze grapes as in actually squeezing grapes or is grapes a metaphore for something

    [conalabu] he had a grape press in the cellar

    [conalabu] made his own wine

    [BEK320] ohhh....guess i need to come in earlier in the convo

    [Virginian] my gosh I can't stop laughing
    Last edited by Virginian; 08-01-06 at 03:03 PM.

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    edited for content. Somethings shouldn't be said in public, but boy oh boy if I ever get with in grabbing range, Virgin, I am going to squeeze something and it ain't gonna be grapes.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    [Virginian] con we need a photo of you for the photoshopping thread
    [conalabu] I am about to send a photo of my foot. Then you can jam it up your ass and save me a trip.
    There, this completes the chat

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    Little bastard. You are as bad as the media with editing. I didn't even say that grape line, you peepee smoocher.
    And Shepards we shall be,
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    Yeah...........peepee smoocher...........I love it.

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    this is why i come to this site........ to increase my knowledge and vocabulary skills. now i just have to find a time to work in peepee smoocher into the conversation!!!!!!!
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    In the interest of fairness, I present conalabu burning me -


    [conalabu] Nice pun.

    [Virginian] my unintentional ones are always the best of my jokes

    [conalabu] That's what your mom said when you were born, Virg.

    [Virginian] ahahahaha

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