Welcome to the APBWeb.
Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    AgentParsons's Avatar
    AgentParsons is offline I'm no damn "Bounty Hunter"; I'm a Professional
    Join Date
    06-15-06
    Location
    Providence RI
    Posts
    200
    Rep Power
    26385

    What is politics?"

    Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."

    "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."

    The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poop."
    Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!


  2. #2
    Bosco3379's Avatar
    Bosco3379 is offline I'm the one in the middle
    Join Date
    12-05-05
    Location
    Back in Ottawa, Canada
    Posts
    1,760
    Rep Power
    1270961
    Former member of the LNC

    Will take verbal abuse for spare change

    Some Of My Wicked Awesome Signature Banners

  3. #3
    conalabu is offline Grasshopper
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    05-16-06
    Location
    NC
    Posts
    3,406
    Rep Power
    4019286
    How true.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

  4. #4
    ghost98 is offline BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
    Join Date
    06-27-06
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    380
    Rep Power
    50848
    that sums it all up

  5. #5
    zpd307's Avatar
    zpd307 is offline Master Officer
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    05-12-06
    Location
    zumbrota, mn
    Posts
    266
    Rep Power
    1335566
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost98
    that sums it all up
    YEP!!
    MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!

  6. #6
    dadyswat's Avatar
    dadyswat is offline Officer First Class
    Verified LEO
    Join Date
    02-16-06
    Location
    Ohio
    Posts
    984
    Rep Power
    449917
    I just want to know where you get them all?

 

 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •