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    Talking smack in sports... with class.

    Trojan must say this stuff when he plays Rugby

    "My fleetness of foot renders moot your desire to strike me down on the field of play!"

    "I invite you to try that stunt throughout the duration of this match; I shall remain as unfazed by it as I was on the previous play."

    "Your mother has committed various acts of intimacy with several citizens throughout this township. I happen to know this first-hand."

    "You have failed in your task of preventing me from procuring a new set of downs! I plan on doing this again, while you watch helplessly."

    "Very well. Pistols at dawn? Have you the desire to finish this like a man? Ha, I thought not! Men of such swagger wilt when faced with the prospect of meeting their Maker."

    "I do say, your first-born son bears my likeness."

    "Excuse me, sir. Was it your responsibility to prevent me from catching the pigskin on that play? I'm not sure whom to address, as none of your allies were in my field of vision whilst I raced untouched to the end zone."

    "My vicious strike upon your body shall appear on national sports-highlight television shows."

    "Please refrain from entering my zone of influence, as it will only result in irreparable harm to your body."

    "I doubt you shall ever reproduce, as you prefer the company of men."

    "That shan't be done in this abode! Have you heard my words? NOT IN MY ABODE, GOOD SIR."

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    You been taping me? Apart from that End Zone stuff it could be me.
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    That was great, Virginian! It sounds like some of the putdowns in Merry Olde England for sure!

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    jolly good old chum
    If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?

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    Trojan wotcher my cock

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    And suddenly the phrase "Roger that" comes to mind, with a different meaning.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    Yup, as Trojan told Virginian "nothing like a good rogering."
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    And Virginian replied "Yeah, and that was NOTHING like a good rogering!"


    hehehe, you know I don't have anything but love for you guys
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    "That shan't be done in this abode! Have you heard my words? NOT IN MY ABODE, GOOD SIR."
    Rofl! That one got me!

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    "My vicious strike upon your body shall appear on national sports-highlight television shows."

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