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    A cop.....

    A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
    The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
    "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then we need a urine sample."
    "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
    "I can't do that, officer."
    "Why not?"
    "Because I'm too drunk to do that."

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    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.

    The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
    Man: "No sir, I was going 60."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
    Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
    Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
    Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
    Wife: "No, only when he's drunk."

    Capt. D. Larimore
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