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08-06-06, 11:11 PM #1
Bank Robbery..
Not for the faint of stomach...
>A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open
the
>safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
>
>"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we
>don't hold money".
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>"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She
obliges
>and opens the safe door.
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>"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
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>"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
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>"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
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>She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
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>"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
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>The girl drinks another one.
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>Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's
her
>husband.......
>
>"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
>

I told you all I have issues..Last edited by Growler; 08-06-06 at 11:13 PM.
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08-06-06, 11:21 PM #2
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hahaha, if it were only that easy.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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08-06-06, 11:31 PM #3
Yeah, but he's gotta go home sometime.

.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!"
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08-06-06, 11:58 PM #4CopsRCool302 Guest
hahahahaahahahah
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08-07-06, 12:22 AM #5
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!



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