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    Bank Robbery..

    Not for the faint of stomach...

    >A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open
    the
    >safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
    >
    >"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we
    >don't hold money".
    >
    >"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She
    obliges
    >and opens the safe door.
    >
    >"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
    >
    >"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
    >
    >"Don't argue, just drink it" he says.
    >
    >She prys off the cap and gulps it down.
    >
    >"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.
    >
    >The girl drinks another one.
    >
    >Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's
    her
    >husband.......
    >
    >"Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
    >


    I told you all I have issues..
    Last edited by Growler; 08-06-06 at 11:13 PM.

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    hahaha, if it were only that easy.
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    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
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    hahahahaahahahah

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