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08-08-06, 12:14 PM #1
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> It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
but,
> here is one:
> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
> tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
> sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
> tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
> neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best
> piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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08-08-06, 12:21 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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LMAO... that was funny
lol
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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08-08-06, 12:29 PM #3
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08-12-06, 03:31 AM #4
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08-12-06, 04:36 AM #5
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Everybody is entitled to MY opinion!
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08-12-06, 06:03 AM #6
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thats a good one!
MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!
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08-14-06, 01:20 AM #8
I'm the one in the middle
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