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    joke

    > It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,
    but,
    > here is one:
    > Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    > tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is
    > that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    > The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the
    > sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you
    > tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    > The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is
    > neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
    best
    > piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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    LMAO... that was funny
    lol
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    But instead
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    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
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    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    thats a good one!
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