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    What is it

    RANGE

    OF

    8

    INCHES

    LONG.

    THE

    FUNCTIONING

    OF

    WHICH

    IS

    ENJOYED

    BY

    MEMBERS

    OF

    BOTH

    SEXES.

    IS

    USUALLY

    FOUND

    HUNG,

    DANGLING

    READY

    LOOSLEY

    FOR

    INSTANT

    ACTION.

    IT

    BOASTS

    OF

    A

    CLUMP

    OF

    LITTLE

    HAIRY

    THINGS

    AT

    ONE

    END

    AND

    SMALL

    HOLE

    AT

    THE

    OTHER.

    IN

    USE,

    IT

    IS

    INSERTED,

    ALMOST

    ALWAYS

    WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES

    SLOWLY,

    SOMETIMES

    QUICKLY,

    INTO

    A

    WARM,

    FLESHY,

    MOIST

    OPENING

    WHERE

    IT

    IS

    THRUST

    IN

    AND

    DRAWN

    OUT

    AGAIN

    AND

    AGAIN

    MANY

    TIMES

    IN

    SUCCESSION,

    OFTEN

    QUICKLY

    AND

    ACCOMPANIED

    BY

    SQUIRMING

    BODILY

    MOVEMENTS.

    ANYONE

    FOUND

    LISTENING

    IN

    WILL

    MOST

    SURELY

    RECOGNIZE

    THE

    RHYTHMIC,

    PULSING

    SOUND,

    RESULTING

    FROM

    THE

    WELL

    LUBRICATED

    MOVEMENTS.

    WHEN

    FINALLY

    WITHDRAWN,

    IT

    LEAVES

    BEHIND

    A

    JUICY,

    FROTHY,

    WHITE

    STICKY

    SUBSTANCE,

    SOME

    OF

    WHICH

    WILL

    NEED

    CLEANING

    FROM

    THE

    OUTER

    SURFACES

    OF

    THE

    OPENING

    AND

    SOME

    OF

    FROM

    ITS

    LONG

    GLISTENING

    SHAFT.

    AFTER

    EVERYTHING

    IS

    DONE

    AND

    THE

    FLOWING

    AND

    CLEANSING

    LIQUIDS

    HAVE

    CEASED

    EMANATING,

    IT

    IS

    RETURNED

    TO

    ITS

    FREELY

    HANGING

    STATE

    OF

    REST,

    READY

    YET

    FOR

    ANOTHER

    BIT

    OF

    ACTION,

    HOPEFULLY

    REACHING

    ITS

    BRISTLING

    CLIMAX

    TWICE

    OR

    THREE

    TIMES

    A

    DAY,

    BUT

    OFTEN

    MUCH

    LESS.

    WHAT AM I?

    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED,

    THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN...

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    TOOTHBRUSH ...

    what were you

    thinking?

    You PERVERT!
    Last edited by dlocke1419; 08-08-06 at 06:12 PM.

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