A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a
taxi at
> the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he
asked
> the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was
having
> an affair and he intended to catch her in the act.
>
>
> For $100, the cabby agreed.
>
>
> Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into
the
> bedroom.The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back
and
> there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to
the
> naked man's head.The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been
very
> generous! I lied when I told you
> I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He
paid for
> our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Pittsburgh Steeler
Tickets.
> He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club
membership,
> and he even pays the monthly dues!"
>
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the
gun. He
> looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
>
>
>
> The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he
catches a
> cold"