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Thread: Short and sweet
08-09-06, 01:57 AM #1
Short and sweet
A female police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk replies; "Tits."No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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08-09-06, 02:08 PM #2
He said "tits"
he hehe heheheMolly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
08-09-06, 06:11 PM #3Originally Posted by PDawg
SHE said "tits"
he hee heeheehee
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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