Beer is good for you! Water is bad!

**snuffy2202** · 08-09-06, 09:58 AM

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!

**lesta311** · 08-09-06, 10:17 AM

Way ahead of you there, Bro!

**conalabu** · 08-09-06, 12:42 PM

Thank God you told me. I could have died.

**Willowdared** · 08-09-06, 02:14 PM

Dang!

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to snuffy2202 again

1*girl · 08-09-06, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by snuffy2202

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

#1. I prefer wine as beer makes me gassy.

#2. Of course there is E. coli in water that contains boo-boo!

**Ianl6** · 08-09-06, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by snuffy2202

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of
Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run
that risk when drinking beer or other liquors because alcohol has to go
through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy
and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!

I know English beer has been called shit before but it's got to be better
than water.

Wolfie

**Ducky** · 08-09-06, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Ianl6

I know English beer has been called shit before but it's got to be better
than water.

Wolfie

It only gets called that because they're about the same temperature.

**dla4079** · 08-12-06, 03:23 AM

HOORAY BEER!!!!!

**Piggybank Cop** · 08-12-06, 01:55 PM

"THEREFORE - It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water
and be full of it !!"

Well that doesn't explain some heavy drinkers I know; they are so full of it their eyes are brown.

It does however explain a lot of the tea-totlers I know.