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    Boudreau

    Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter tells her parents she thinks she is expecting.

    Very worried, they go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who 'dat pig what did you like 'dis? I want to know! I gonna kill that varmit"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of Boudreaux's house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the mother and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take responsibility. "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

    "'Den you try agin!"

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    That is great!!!!!!!!

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    Dat Boudreaux, he's not dumb like y'all tinks, no.


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