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    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
    A. Money.
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
    Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
    A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
    Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs?
    A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year!
    Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?
    A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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    Q. What does a redhead think is the best way to a mens heart ?
    A. Though his ribcage.

    Q. Why are there not enough redhead jokes?
    A. Because a redhead heard them
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