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    Stuck in an Elevator:: (Contains strong language)

    Four men and a woman are stuck in an elevator...

    While they wait to be rescued from their predicament, they strike up a conversation...

    The first guy introduces himself to the others by saying, "I'm a YUPPIE., you know...
    Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

    The second guy says, "I'm a DINKY.,
    you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

    The third guy says, "I'm an RUB, you know...
    Rich, Urban, Biker."

    The fourth guy says, I am a DILDO., you know...
    Double Income, Little Dog Owner."

    They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

    She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know...
    Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.."

    Capt. D. Larimore
    NTISF Gang Unit

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    hahahahahaha..... Yea... that about covers it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staci
    hahahahahaha..... Yea... that about covers it.

    My girl, I like the cut of your jib.

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

    The opinions given in my posts DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, and/or procedures of my employing agency. They are MY PERSONAL OPINIONS and I accept sole responsibility as such

 

 

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