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08-10-06, 05:38 PM #1
Stuck in an Elevator:: (Contains strong language)
Four men and a woman are stuck in an elevator...
While they wait to be rescued from their predicament, they strike up a conversation...
The first guy introduces himself to the others by saying, "I'm a YUPPIE., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINKY.,
you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, "I'm an RUB, you know...
Rich, Urban, Biker."
The fourth guy says, I am a DILDO., you know...
Double Income, Little Dog Owner."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies, "I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.."
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
08-10-06, 09:08 PM #2Rookie
- Join Date
- Aiken, SC
- Rep Power
hahahahahaha..... Yea... that about covers it.
08-10-06, 09:12 PM #3Originally Posted by Staci
My girl, I like the cut of your jib.
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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