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    Are you missing a 710???

    A blonde went into a car dealer and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other. The mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
    engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

    The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

    She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

    Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
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    errrr......

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    Good one, bufford! Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    errrr......

    I mean't no offense to any blondies.

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    The dealership will rip you off on those everytime............

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    The dealership will rip you off on those everytime............


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    Tell her to just stuff that little green monster plush toy in the hole

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    I'd heard it....but only cause Ducky burned me on it Years ago... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311 View Post
    The dealership will rip you off on those everytime............
    Yeah they probably should have changed her headlight fluid too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Five-0 View Post
    Yeah they probably should have changed her headlight fluid too.
    I would help change her headlight fluid.
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    dont forget muffler bearings and a can of BEEP to recharge the horn

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    Good one!

    This would be a good time to remind you guys and girls to give your car a checkup before the cold winter months.

    Most importantly, remember to refill your headlight fluid!
    Calm Like A Bomb...

    A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jewell View Post
    This would be a good time to remind you guys and girls to give your car a checkup before the cold winter months.
    What is a cold winter month?
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

 

 

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