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08-15-06, 09:13 PM #1
Are you missing a 710???
A blonde went into a car dealer and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other. The mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
08-15-06, 09:14 PM #2Corporal
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08-15-06, 09:16 PM #3
Good one, bufford! Good one.
08-15-06, 11:04 PM #4Originally Posted by Emily
I mean't no offense to any blondies.
08-16-06, 02:05 AM #5
The dealership will rip you off on those everytime............
08-16-06, 02:16 AM #6
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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08-16-06, 02:29 AM #7
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08-16-06, 05:58 PM #8Originally Posted by lesta311
08-16-06, 06:59 PM #9
Tell her to just stuff that little green monster plush toy in the hole
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08-17-06, 05:43 PM #10
I'd heard it....but only cause Ducky burned me on it Years ago... LOL
11-22-06, 09:07 PM #11
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11-22-06, 09:09 PM #12
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11-22-06, 09:20 PM #13
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
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11-23-06, 06:09 PM #14
11-23-06, 08:35 PM #15
dont forget muffler bearings and a can of BEEP to recharge the horn
11-24-06, 03:30 PM #16
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11-25-06, 11:03 AM #17
This would be a good time to remind you guys and girls to give your car a checkup before the cold winter months.
Most importantly, remember to refill your headlight fluid!Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-25-06, 02:41 PM #18
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11-25-06, 04:32 PM #19
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