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08-15-06, 09:13 PM #1
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Are you missing a 710???
A blonde went into a car dealer and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other. The mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
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08-15-06, 09:14 PM #2
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errrr......
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08-15-06, 09:16 PM #3
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Good one, bufford! Good one.
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08-15-06, 11:04 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Emily
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I mean't no offense to any blondies.
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08-16-06, 02:05 AM #5
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The dealership will rip you off on those everytime............
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08-16-06, 02:16 AM #6
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08-16-06, 02:29 AM #7
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08-16-06, 05:58 PM #8
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Originally Posted by lesta311
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08-16-06, 06:59 PM #9
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Tell her to just stuff that little green monster plush toy in the hole
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08-17-06, 05:43 PM #10
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I'd heard it....but only cause Ducky burned me on it Years ago... LOL
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11-22-06, 09:07 PM #11
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11-22-06, 09:20 PM #13
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Yeah they probably should have changed her headlight fluid too. Originally Posted by lesta311
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11-23-06, 06:09 PM #14
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I would help change her headlight fluid. Originally Posted by Five-0
Yeah they probably should have changed her headlight fluid too.
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11-23-06, 08:35 PM #15
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dont forget muffler bearings and a can of BEEP to recharge the horn
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11-25-06, 11:03 AM #17
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Good one!
This would be a good time to remind you guys and girls to give your car a checkup before the cold winter months.
Most importantly, remember to refill your headlight fluid!Calm Like A Bomb...
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11-25-06, 02:41 PM #18
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