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    Only a person in TENNESSEE could think of this!

    From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
    absolutely true story.

    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris,
    Tennessee. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
    intoxicated that he could barely walk.

    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
    officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he
    tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
    car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
    other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a
    fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of
    times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the
    vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still
    for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
    left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he
    pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
    up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man
    over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the
    breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any
    alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to
    accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
    designated decoy."

    Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!

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