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    So damn sensitive

    A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding
    anniversary."Tomorrow" his wife said angrily, "there had better be something
    in our driveway that goes from zero - 200 in two seconds flat".

    The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
    driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom
    scale. HIS FUNERAL IS TOMORROW.
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    I love it!

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    And Hereeeee we stand to remember our dearly departedddd Freyaannndd

    (ok so I"m no jerry fallwell...lol)

    Good Joke....Hope ducky don't see it...

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    Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.
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    + 1 So I found the best result Ducky, is not to get on them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.

    Yet again....we need pictorial proof
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky
    Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.
    For whatever reason, I love it when a girl says "tits"
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Before this incident the man called home and said to his wife, "Something has just come up and I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing gear and especially my blue silk pajamas. I will be home in one hour to pick them up." He went home in a hurry and rushed off.

    A week later he returned. His wife asked, "Did you have a good trip dear?" "Oh yeah, it was great!" he replied, "but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiled sarcastically and said, "Oh no, I didn't.... I put them in your tackle box!"


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    lol... Ooops!!!
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