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08-17-06, 03:40 PM #1
So damn sensitive
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary."Tomorrow" his wife said angrily, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from zero - 200 in two seconds flat".
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale. HIS FUNERAL IS TOMORROW.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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08-17-06, 03:48 PM #2
I love it!
08-17-06, 06:41 PM #3
And Hereeeee we stand to remember our dearly departedddd Freyaannndd
(ok so I"m no jerry fallwell...lol)
Good Joke....Hope ducky don't see it...
08-17-06, 06:56 PM #4
Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
08-17-06, 07:07 PM #5
+ 1 So I found the best result Ducky, is not to get on them!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
08-18-06, 12:42 AM #6Originally Posted by Ducky
Yet again....we need pictorial proofStupidity Recognition Technician
08-18-06, 02:26 AM #7Originally Posted by Ducky
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
08-18-06, 03:20 PM #8Originally Posted by DuckyNo one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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08-18-06, 03:45 PM #9
Before this incident the man called home and said to his wife, "Something has just come up and I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing gear and especially my blue silk pajamas. I will be home in one hour to pick them up." He went home in a hurry and rushed off.
A week later he returned. His wife asked, "Did you have a good trip dear?" "Oh yeah, it was great!" he replied, "but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiled sarcastically and said, "Oh no, I didn't.... I put them in your tackle box!"
"Stupid should hurt."
08-18-06, 03:46 PM #10
lol... Ooops!!!It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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