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08-17-06, 02:40 PM #1
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So damn sensitive
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding
anniversary."Tomorrow" his wife said angrily, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from zero - 200 in two seconds flat".
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it and found a brand new bathroom
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08-17-06, 02:48 PM #2
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I love it!
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08-17-06, 05:41 PM #3
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And Hereeeee we stand to remember our dearly departedddd Freyaannndd
(ok so I"m no jerry fallwell...lol)
Good Joke....Hope ducky don't see it...
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08-17-06, 05:56 PM #4
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Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.
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08-17-06, 06:07 PM #5
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+ 1 So I found the best result Ducky, is not to get on them!
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08-17-06, 11:42 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.
Yet again....we need pictorial proof
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08-18-06, 01:26 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Ducky
Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.
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08-18-06, 02:20 PM #8
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For whatever reason, I love it when a girl says "tits" Originally Posted by Ducky
Ducky already did. However, the only thing that blocks her view of the scale is her tits.No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
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08-18-06, 02:45 PM #9
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Before this incident the man called home and said to his wife, "Something has just come up and I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing gear and especially my blue silk pajamas. I will be home in one hour to pick them up." He went home in a hurry and rushed off.
A week later he returned. His wife asked, "Did you have a good trip dear?" "Oh yeah, it was great!" he replied, "but you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiled sarcastically and said, "Oh no, I didn't.... I put them in your tackle box!"
"Stupid should hurt."
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08-18-06, 02:46 PM #10
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lol... Ooops!!!
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