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08-17-06, 04:33 PM #1
Find Your State Motto Here!
This is a list of what state mottos should really be...
At Least We're not Mississippi
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
As Seen on TV
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
(this was left blank--does this mean Delaware is too small to have a
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Gateway to Iowa
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Land of James T. Kirk
First Of The Rectangle States
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
A Thinking Man's Delaware
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Whores and Poker!
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
You Want a #$@%#!@ Motto? I Got Yer #$@%#!@ Motto Right Here!
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
Like the Play...Only No Singing
Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Cook With Coal
We're Not REALLY An Island
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
Closer Than North Dakota
The Educashun State
Se Hablo Ingles
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Wanna Be Mayor?
One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Come Cut Our Cheese
Wynot?The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants.” – Jeff Cooper'
08-17-06, 06:34 PM #2
Whats really creepy is that being from Alabama I can remember growing up and some of the Adults complaining about how bad our schooling system was... But at least we were better than Mississippi.....
08-18-06, 01:32 AM #3
Why the hell does it say for sale for Minnesota??
I don't get it?No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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