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    This is funny!

    http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

    I stumbled across this, and began reading it. This is funny! I almost choked on my Coffee!

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    Holy shit, that is funny! I have heard the term "mall ninja" before and I had a pretty good idea of what it meant, but I didn't know it went that far.



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    MY SIDE is hurting from fricking laughing so hard!!!!!!! I love the "I have personally saved several boys' ass virginity commet"!!!!! Where do people come up with this shit!!!!! We should invite them here to get a good laugh!!!

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    That was, by far, the funniest damn thing I've ever read here! I can't stop laughing. Thank you so much for sharing.
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    OMG....I cant stop laughing. Its priceless when you get a chance like that to see into the mind of dillusional people.
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    JMJ. That was insane. That had to have been a joke. No one can be that far off their rocker and still have the ability to type.
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    Oh My God. The sad part is, he may have deluded himself to the point of actually going out in public. Not with any weponry of course, but just going out in public as himself would put others in jeopardy.

    Hey... I wonder if he could convince himself that he was bullet and speeding Mack Truck proof.. then attempt to put it to the test.
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    i could not read it all. did not want to soil my uniform before work. that boy is stuck on stupid


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    these are the warped freaks that WE have to deal with every day!!!!
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    HAhahahahahahaha!!! What a bunch of morons!
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    I remember being one of the people that replied to his stupid ass postings on GlockTalk.

    Nobody liked that guy!
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    OH MY! I remember this idiot from o.com!
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