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08-20-06, 01:55 AM #1
This is funny!
I stumbled across this, and began reading it. This is funny! I almost choked on my Coffee!
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
08-20-06, 03:27 AM #2
Holy shit, that is funny! I have heard the term "mall ninja" before and I had a pretty good idea of what it meant, but I didn't know it went that far.
"Stupid should hurt."
08-20-06, 04:10 AM #3
MY SIDE is hurting from fricking laughing so hard!!!!!!! I love the "I have personally saved several boys' ass virginity commet"!!!!! Where do people come up with this shit!!!!! We should invite them here to get a good laugh!!!
08-20-06, 05:01 AM #4
That was, by far, the funniest damn thing I've ever read here! I can't stop laughing. Thank you so much for sharing.Peace through superior firepower.
08-20-06, 09:17 AM #5
OMG....I cant stop laughing. Its priceless when you get a chance like that to see into the mind of dillusional people."An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
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08-20-06, 09:35 AM #6
I’m sorry I only got through the first post, something got in the way; it’s called a life.
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and all the money in the world.
And no you can't have any.
08-20-06, 10:22 AM #7GrasshopperVerified LEO
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JMJ. That was insane. That had to have been a joke. No one can be that far off their rocker and still have the ability to type.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
08-20-06, 02:08 PM #8
Oh My God. The sad part is, he may have deluded himself to the point of actually going out in public. Not with any weponry of course, but just going out in public as himself would put others in jeopardy.
Hey... I wonder if he could convince himself that he was bullet and speeding Mack Truck proof.. then attempt to put it to the test.\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
08-20-06, 05:56 PM #9
i could not read it all. did not want to soil my uniform before work. that boy is stuck on stupid
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
08-20-06, 08:51 PM #10
these are the warped freaks that WE have to deal with every day!!!!MANNNNN.... YOU MUST BE FAST, BECAUSE I WAS HAULIN ASS WHEN I PASSED YOU!
08-23-06, 04:08 PM #11
HAhahahahahahaha!!! What a bunch of morons!The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants.” – Jeff Cooper'
08-23-06, 05:30 PM #12
I remember being one of the people that replied to his stupid ass postings on GlockTalk.
Nobody liked that guy!
When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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08-23-06, 11:54 PM #13
OH MY! I remember this idiot from o.com!Stupidity Recognition Technician
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