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08-24-06, 11:03 PM #1
Jim and Edna
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director
became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna, she said, "Edna, I have good
news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged.
Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis
by jumping in and saving the life of another patient,
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung
himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there
to dry. How soon can I go home?"
08-24-06, 11:34 PM #2
You, are a sick puppy LMAO
08-25-06, 11:10 PM #3Originally Posted by mavriktu
Hee Hee Hee
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