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    I murdered a ninja because the voices told me to.

    Pick the month you were born:

    January--I kicked
    February--I loved
    March--I smoked
    April--I dry humped
    May--I choked on
    June--I murdered
    July--I did the Macarena with
    August--I had lunch with
    September--I danced with
    October--I sang to
    November--I yelled at
    December--I ran over

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    1-------a birdbath
    2-------a monster
    3-------a phone
    4-------a fork
    5-------a Mexican
    6-------a gangster
    7-------my cell phone
    8-------my dog
    9-------my best friends' boyfriend
    10-------my neighbor
    11-------my science teacher
    12-------a banana
    13-------a fireman
    14-------a stuffed animal
    15-------a goat
    16-------a pickle
    17-------your mom
    18-------a spoon
    19-------myself
    20-------a baseball bat
    21-------a ninja
    22-------Chuck Norris
    23-------a noodle
    24-------a squirrel
    25-------a football player
    26-------my sister
    27-------my brother
    28-------an ipod
    29-------a permanent marker
    30-------a llama
    31-------A homeless guy

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White----------because I'm cool like that
    Black-----------because that's how I roll.
    Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
    Red------------because the voices told me to.
    Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
    Green---------because I hate myself.
    Purple---------because I'm cool.
    Gray----------because I was drunk .
    Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars .
    Orange-------because I hate my family.
    Brown--------because I was high.
    Other-------because I'm a ninja.
    None--------because I cant control myself .

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    I smoked a stuffed animal because i'm sexy and I do what I want.

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    I danced with a squirrel because i was drunk.

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    I smoked my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    FUCK!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    I kicked a baseball bat because I'm not a homosexual.

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    LOL @ dlefdal

    I ran over Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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    I did the Macarena with a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


    And yes it hurt so don't ask!!
    "An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper


    Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!

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    -Ronald Reagan


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    Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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    I danced with a fork because im sexy and I do what I want.
    WAR IS AN EVIL THING, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE DICTATION OF OTHER STATES IS WORSE...
    FREEDOM, IF WE HOLD FAST TO IT, WILL ULTIMATELY RESTORE OUR LOSSES...
    BUT SUBMISSION WILL MEAN PERMANENT LOSS OF ALL THAT WE VALUE...
    TO YOU WHO CALL YOURSELVES MEN OF PEACE...
    I SAY: YOU ARE NOT SAFE UNLESS YOU HAVE MEN OF ACTION ON YOUR SIDE...

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    I danced with a gangster because thats how I roll

    lol
    SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:
    Lead is very hazardous to your health.
    Always include Kevlar in your daily diet.


    "I always believe in being prepared, even when I'm dressed in white tie and tails."
    - Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.

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    I did the Macarena with a goat because that's how I roll.

    OK, I'm scared of me now.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    I danced with an ipod because that's how I roll.

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    I choked on a fork because that's how I roll.

    "Stupid should hurt."

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    I Yelled at myself Because I'm Cool.. That's how I roll....
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    I danced with my brother because I'm cool like that.

    Okay, Elle, what's going on?

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    I had lunch with a squirrel because i was drunk...

    Sounds like real life... i do all kinds of stupid stuff when I'm drunk
    "My motivation is slipping, people bug me, and I'm tired of wasting my time on drivel."

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    Not even going to post mine.

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    i did the macarena with chuck norris because i was high.

    stupid catchy dances.
    "Go Your Way; Behold, I Send You Out As Lambs Among The Wolves." Lk 10:3

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    I loved a gangsta because thats how I roll -_-

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    Quote Originally Posted by cntryboy0531
    Not even going to post mine.
    Scardy-Cat.
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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    I smoked a Ninja because I can't control myself!

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