I murdered a ninja because the voices told me to.

[Elle]

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk .
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars .
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself .

[lesta311]

I smoked a stuffed animal because i'm sexy and I do what I want.

[dlocke1419]

I danced with a squirrel because i was drunk.

[dlefdal]

I smoked my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

FUCK!

[Growler]

I kicked a baseball bat because I'm not a homosexual.

[HockeyChick]

LOL @ dlefdal

I ran over Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[BigDawg]

I did the Macarena with a banana because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


And yes it hurt so don't ask!!

[zone4_car]

I danced with a fork because im sexy and I do what I want.

[General Patten]

I danced with a gangster because thats how I roll

lol

[Ducky]

I did the Macarena with a goat because that's how I roll.

OK, I'm scared of me now.

[TNRRCop]

I danced with an ipod because that's how I roll.

[Hannibal]

I choked on a fork because that's how I roll.

[CopsRCool302]

I Yelled at myself Because I'm Cool.. That's how I roll....

[Crimebytes2]

I danced with my brother because I'm cool like that.

Okay, Elle, what's going on?

[JohnnyRotten]

I had lunch with a squirrel because i was drunk...

Sounds like real life... i do all kinds of stupid stuff when I'm drunk

[cntryboy0531]

Not even going to post mine.

[Cabot_517]

i did the macarena with chuck norris because i was high.

stupid catchy dances.

[TwanimusPrime]

I loved a gangsta because thats how I roll -_-

[Ducky]

Not even going to post mine.

Scardy-Cat.

[dla4079]

I smoked a Ninja because I can't control myself!