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    Your Momma

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    Yo momma's so fat, that when she sits on your daddy's face, he can't hear his stereo.

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    Your momma is so fat that she doesn't need a car - Whenever she falls on her ass, she can roll wherever she needs to go.

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    Yo momma's so fat, that when your daddy rolled over 5 times after sex, he was still on the bitch.

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    Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Gravy

    Yo momma is so fat when her pager goes off people run because they think shes backing up
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    Okay, old school it is...

    Your momma is so fat:

    she uses a vcr for a pager.

    she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

    she jumped and got stuck in the air.

    her belt size is the same as the equator.

    she broke her leg and kool-aid came out.

    daddy rolls her in flour and hunts for the wet spot to have sex.

    your dad married her because when he is drunk he doesn't have to find the hole, just pick a roll.

    her ass is in two different zip codes.

    when she sits around the house, you can't see the house.

    she sat down one time and wiped a whole family of mexicans. There were fourteen of 'em.

    your pet rottweiler that you been missing? Yeah, that's not ass hair.
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    Yo momma so fat, when she walks around the house, the RADIO skips.
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    Last edited by Big Sexy; 09-20-06 at 10:18 AM.
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    Very very funny. I needed to laugh and you all made me laugh out loud...I guess im still part kid.

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    Yo momma so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    Yo momma so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she came outside with a bowl.

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    Yo momma so fat that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks every one else's fingers.
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    Yo Momma is so fat, when you tell her to haul ass, it takes three trips.

    She's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her.

    When she sits in a hot tub, it makes gravy.

    Her car is made out of spandex.
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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