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    10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Amen!
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    How about you can use the gun whenever you want, as little or as much with no complaints.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Gonna send that to my husband!
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    ~Karie

    "I used to care
    but now I take a pill for that"

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc
    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sending this to my Wife!!!!!!
    LMAO!!!!!!!

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