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    Never piss off a woman

    A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

    With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged Him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.

    She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

    Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

    The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's Hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
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    Holy Crap!

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    I am not sure which is scarier. The story itself, or the idea that may wife would do that if she ever read this and found me in a similar situation.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

 

 

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