After being married 52 years, a man looked at his wife and said,
"Honey, do you realize 52 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 20 year old? Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

Now the wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 20 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, watching an old used TV and sleeping on a sofa bed....

He shut up and took out the trash.