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    Married Life

    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
    driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

    His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep."

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    Sounds like the bitch needs to stop nagging him about drinking. HAHA!!!
    Last edited by Terminator; 08-30-06 at 09:12 PM.

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    Exactly! It's like a story of my life.

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    i think his buddy married my ex-girlfriend

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    Thanks for the brilliant idea. Think I will have to try that around 2 AM tonight/tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy
    Thanks for the brilliant idea. Think I will have to try that around 2 AM tonight/tomorrow.
    I know where I'll be at about 2
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesta311
    Exactly! It's like a story of my life.

    Maybe your significant other wouldn't mind the drinking if you put out before passing out drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Maybe your significant other wouldn't mind the drinking if you put out before passing out drunk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by katiemh
    Maybe your significant other wouldn't mind the drinking if you put out before passing out drunk.

    Daumn.. Buuuuuuurn.

 

 

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