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Thread: Married Life
08-30-06, 09:52 PM #1
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she's always sound asleep."
08-30-06, 10:09 PM #2
Sounds like the bitch needs to stop nagging him about drinking. HAHA!!!
Last edited by Terminator; 08-30-06 at 10:12 PM.
08-30-06, 10:17 PM #3
Exactly! It's like a story of my life.
08-30-06, 11:09 PM #4BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
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i think his buddy married my ex-girlfriend
08-31-06, 10:18 PM #5
Thanks for the brilliant idea. Think I will have to try that around 2 AM tonight/tomorrow.
08-31-06, 11:14 PM #6Originally Posted by LizzyWhen you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
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09-01-06, 07:09 AM #7katiemh GuestOriginally Posted by lesta311
Maybe your significant other wouldn't mind the drinking if you put out before passing out drunk.
09-01-06, 07:28 AM #8Originally Posted by katiemh
09-01-06, 07:33 AM #9THE five-ohVerified LEO
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