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    Ventriloquist and the Indian

    A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' alright."
    Indian: shows extreme look of shock
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at Indian.
    Dog: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Indian: shows look of disbelief

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
    Horse: "Cool."
    Indian: extreme look of shock
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? "pointing at Indian.
    Horse: "Yep."
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regula rly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
    Indian: shows total look of amazement

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Indian: "Sheep Lie!"
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