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    Bumperstickers!

    *IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!

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    Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

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    If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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    Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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    *The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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    I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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    So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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    Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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    *If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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    Illiterate? Write For Help.

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    Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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    Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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    He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,

    But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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    I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits

    With An Unarmed Person.

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    You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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    I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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    Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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    (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

    If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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    Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph

    Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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    Guys: No Shirt, No Service

    Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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    If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does

    My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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    Ax Me About Ebonics.

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    Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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    Boldly Going Nowhere.

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    Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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    ****Heart Attacks: God's Revenge

    For Eating His Animal Friends

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    Honk If You've Never Seen

    An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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    How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down

    Before He Admits He is Lost?

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    GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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    *All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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    AND Finally




    "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED

    TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR

    THE SAME REASON"

    Capt. D. Larimore
    NTISF Gang Unit

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    Red face

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dla4079 again
    very enjoyable.
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    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


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    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    DLA that was amuseing thanks :0)

    U forgot one UnMarked Police Car
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    What a riot!!! There's a lot in there I've never heard before - Or put on my car (yet)

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    You Suck! But I Swallow



    I've also seen:

    Mean People Suck - Nice People Swallow
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    mount to front bumper

    RUN HILLERY RUN
    If you can't do it from a boat. Do you really want to do it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dla4079 View Post
    *Ax Me About Ebonics.
    ROFLMAO!
    +1

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    The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against the tyranny of government.
    -Thomas Jefferson

    That is why our masters in Washington are so anxious to disarm us. They are not afraid of criminals. They are afraid of a populace which cannot be subdued by tyrants. Jeff Cooper'

 

 

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