Another Honeymoon Story

[slamdunc]

A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
Church.

When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
husband obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month ." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

"Well, the first week was difficult ... however, we managed to
abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the
use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was
unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ...
anything to keep our minds off sex.

Then one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my
way with her right then and there." admitted the man shamefully.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.

"We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
Home Depot any more either."

[ghost98]

Good one :::)))