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    Another Honeymoon Story

    A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
    have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
    sex for one whole month."

    The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the
    Church.

    When the pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the
    husband obviously very depressed.

    "You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
    from sex for the required month ." the young man replied sadly.

    The pastor asked him what happened.

    "Well, the first week was difficult ... however, we managed to
    abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the
    use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was
    unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ...
    anything to keep our minds off sex.

    Then one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
    When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my
    way with her right then and there." admitted the man shamefully.

    "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
    stated the pastor.

    "We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
    Home Depot any more either."
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    Good one :::)))

 

 

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