For Those Who Have Sons

[Willowdared]

We Salute You!


You find out interesting things when you have sons:

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) Most fire department's have a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

[BigDawg]

Wow it does produce alot of smoke.



Enough to make the neighbors to call the fire dept. on you. But its ok because they were impressed too.

[Darin]

And I have 2 sons Hooti HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Trojan 42]

I wish I knew what Clorox was and that I had some. And so do my sons

[Piggybank Cop]

I wish I knew what Clorox was and that I had some. And so do my sons

Bleach.

http://www.clorox.com/

[Willowdared]

Trojan, if your gonna do the bleach and brake fluid...why not try the coke and mentos thing too!

[Trojan 42]

and Mentos is??

[Willowdared]

mentos - the fresh maker! it's a chewy little mint

http://eepybird.com/dcm1.html

[ghost98]

I just thought about doing the play dough in the microwave thing.

[JLK]

where the heck is my brake fluid. honey where is the clorox. no i'm not washing clothes that is what you are for.

no honey i said i love you.

oh well i just have to wait until she leaves.

[Ivory]

where the heck is my brake fluid. honey where is the clorox. no i'm not washing clothes that is what you are for.

no honey i said i love you.

oh well i just have to wait until she leaves.

[Willowdared]

Y'all know that if you bite on a pep-o-mint lifesaver it makes sparks?

[Angry Mexican]

Y'all know that if you bite on a pep-o-mint lifesaver it makes sparks?

thought that was wint-o-green

[Willowdared]

those too

[dlefdal]

Trojan,

You need to get out a bit more often, dude. WTF? Don't know what Menotos are or what Clorox is?

What do they use over there, oh that's right. They don't wash their clothes or particularly care about oral cleanliness

J/K