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09-07-06, 02:13 PM #1
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You're On a Horse
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the
Kangaroo.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?
If you do not know, see answer below.
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09-07-06, 02:14 PM #2
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Cute! Very cute!
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09-07-06, 02:21 PM #3
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But I like merry go rounds.
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09-07-06, 02:28 PM #4
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Ok, my head's spinning from trying to figure it out
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