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09-08-06, 04:29 PM #1
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3 Stages of Man's Life
Before Marriage
After Marriage
After the Divorce
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09-08-06, 04:33 PM #2
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darn tootin
its good to see you know how things work around here
lol....
oh crap... I better run now....
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
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09-08-06, 04:46 PM #3
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oh is that soo...don't let me catch ya
Originally Posted by gozling
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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09-08-06, 04:56 PM #5
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Originally Posted by njpd
oh is that soo...don't let me catch ya
*runs off*
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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09-08-06, 04:58 PM #6
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You can run but you won't be able to hide young lady Originally Posted by gozling
*runs off*
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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09-08-06, 05:01 PM #7
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*snicker*http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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09-08-06, 06:39 PM #8CopsRCool302 Guest
I Love my wife, I Love my wife, I Love my wife!!!!
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09-08-06, 07:31 PM #9
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Originally Posted by gozling
*snicker*
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Originally Posted by Lizzy
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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09-08-06, 08:41 PM #12
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OMG i love mr bean... I got to meet him once in person!
i never know how to post so i post two thingys lol
would you do the pink panther? lol
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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09-09-06, 10:01 AM #13
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Now you're the pink panther? Originally Posted by gozling
OMG i love mr bean... I got to meet him once in person!
i never know how to post so i post two thingys lol
would you do the pink panther? lol
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i3..._2006/hump.gif
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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09-09-06, 11:40 AM #14
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Ok so does everyone know the Three Stages of Marital Sex??
Stage 1; Anytime, anywhere, in any position!!!
Stage 2; Only in the bedroom, and only missionary position!
Stage 3; Oral Sex.......This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "F**k you, No F**k you!!!""An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
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