Strictly Mathematical

[dadyswat]

strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[ghost98]

I NEVER LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD!!!! It sounds good and seems so true. (even in my dept)If u dont mind im going to use this when the conversation comes up.....

[Willowdared]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dadyswat again.

[dlefdal]

This is sooooo true.

[snuffy2202]

That's okay, pdawg, I gave him the rep!

Whenever people tell me they gave 110%, I tell them, "why don't you give 120%, are you lazy?

[timatoe127]

Just copied and pasted that into an email and sent it to the Sgt.

[Ivory]

S+p+a+c+k+l+e
19+16+1+3+11+12+6= 68%

[dlefdal]

DeputyJailer I would give you 100% spackel one hundred percent of the time



meeoowww

[Hannibal]

SOOOOooooooo TRUE where I work.



Thanks, it all makes sense now.