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    A guy took his blonde Girlfriend to her first football game.
    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
    and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
    they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
    all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
    I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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    Sounds like DeputyJailer....

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    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    Sounds like DeputyJailer....

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    Ouch... Your ass is had I'm sure! lol

    Oh look what I have ....
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    NONONO, i am not that friggin blonde.....And i ain't that stupid blonde either.....

    oh and by the way Mr smiley is doing just fine, for you info
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