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09-13-06, 05:16 PM #1
A guy took his blonde Girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants
and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why
they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
09-13-06, 08:30 PM #2
Sounds like DeputyJailer....
(no smiley)When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!
OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!
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09-13-06, 09:10 PM #3It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
An invisible red thread connects those who are destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. The thread may stretch or tangle, but will never break.
In vino veritas!
09-13-06, 11:05 PM #4
NONONO, i am not that friggin blonde.....And i ain't that stupid blonde either.....
oh and by the way Mr smiley is doing just fine, for you infoLife is a fleeting memory,
It come and goes,
But one thing will always remain.
That is History.
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