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    Standing at the Pearly Gates

    A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

    "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

    "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily-tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

    St. Peter was impressed. "I have no record of that, when did it happen?"

    "Just a couple of minutes ago"
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    It come and goes,
    But one thing will always remain.
    That is History.
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