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    If you've heard Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty" song....

    Then you might know that Weird Al has done it again.... Pimp parody!

    Song: http://media.putfile.com/Weird-Al-White-And-Nerdy

    Lyrics:

    They see me mowin' my front law:
    I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

    I want to roll with the gangstas
    But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Really, really white and nerdy

    First in my class here at MIT
    Drop skills, I'm a champion at D&D
    M.C. Escher, that's my favorite MC
    Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
    My rims never spin, to the contrary
    You'll find that they're quite stationary
    All of my action figures are cherry
    Stephen Hawking's in my library
    My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
    Got people bangin' for my top eight spaces
    Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
    Ain't got grills but I still wear braces
    I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
    I'm a whiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
    Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
    My fingers movin' so fast they'll set the place ablaze
    There's no killer app I haven't run
    At Pasqual, well, I'm number one
    Do vector calculus just for fun
    I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
    "Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
    I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping-pong
    I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
    I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon

    They see me roll on my Segway
    I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

    I'd like to roll with the gangstas
    Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    How'd I get so white and nerdy

    I've been browsin' and inspectin'
    X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
    The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
    My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
    Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
    I edit Wikipedia
    I memorized Holy Grail really well
    I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
    I got a business doin' websites
    When my friends need some code who do they call
    I do HTML for 'em all
    Even made a home page for my dog, yo
    Got myself a fanny pack
    They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
    Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
    Pop pop, hope no one sees me getting freaky

    I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
    I was in A/V Club and Glee Club and even the chess team
    Only question I ever thought was hard
    Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
    Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
    Got my name on my underwear

    They see me strollin', they laughin'
    And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    Just because I'm white and nerdy
    All because I'm white and nerdy
    Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

    I wanna bowl with the gangstas
    But oh, well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    Think I'm just too white and nerdy
    I'm just too white and nerdy
    Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

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    That's awesome

    A bunch of guys on my shift, including myself basically know Ridin' by heart. I love that song. I listen to it every day on my way to work...for some reason. YES!
    Last edited by jmur5074; 09-19-06 at 07:00 AM.
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    White and Nerdy

    I've been waiting on someone to redo that stupid Chamillionaire song...

    http://www.break.com/index/weird_al_...and_nerdy.html

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    What do we have here....yet another going to jail song for the play list.

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnz05 View Post

    she's a bit slow in the head..i apologize...
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    Sorry I reposted it. I haven't been on much lately. Didn't know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by njpd View Post
    she's a bit slow in the head..i apologize...
    Its ok, she's allowed one mistake

    I'm joking 1* it's ok, it happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynnz05 View Post
    Its ok, she's allowed one mistake

    I'm joking 1* it's ok, it happens

    no need to make excuses for her
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Happy together.............sing it with me now..............
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    Happy together.............sing it with me now..............
    If I should call you up, invest a dime and say that you belong to me and ease my mind, imagine how the world could be, so very fine
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    Never mind...embedding doesn't work. Just follow 1*'s link. The video just makes the song even better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiGywer View Post
    Never mind...embedding doesn't work. Just follow 1*'s link. The video just makes the song even better.
    Ha. I did something right!

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    I love it..........I didn't know you guys were really going to sing it.... THAT IS SO COOL!

    Smilies for everybody
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlefdal View Post
    I love it..........I didn't know you guys were really going to sing it.... THAT IS SO COOL!
    We are cool, and we just like you
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