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    Daryl

    Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To
    save
    > money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
    > No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
    > They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
    whole
    > time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with
    Daryl and
    > comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his
    eyes
    > all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? "
    > He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
    > night."The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the
    morning,
    > same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said,
    > "Man,what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that
    Daryl
    > shakes the roof. I watched him all night."The third night was
    Frank's
    > turn.
    > Frank was a big burly ex-footballplayer; a man's man. The next
    morning he
    > came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he
    > said.They couldn't believe it!
    > They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,"Well, we got ready for
    > bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
    > night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

    Capt. D. Larimore
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    hahaha. Sounds like a trick I'd pull.











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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
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    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    You mean that kiss goodnight was sincere?

 

 

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