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09-20-06, 12:49 PM #1
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To
> money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
> No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
> They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the
> time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with
> comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his
> all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? "
> He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
> night."The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the
> same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said,
> "Man,what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that
> shakes the roof. I watched him all night."The third night was
> Frank was a big burly ex-footballplayer; a man's man. The next
> came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he
> said.They couldn't believe it!
> They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,"Well, we got ready for
> bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
> night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
Capt. D. Larimore
NTISF Gang Unit
09-20-06, 12:52 PM #2
"I am the guy that keeps Mister Dead in his pocket." -'Mad' Max Rockatansky
"An Englewood Ranger is no stranger to Danger.." -Unk
Good Night Chesty Where Ever You Are.
A Good Friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "That was Awesome."
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09-20-06, 01:35 PM #3GrasshopperVerified LEO
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hahaha. Sounds like a trick I'd pull.
Except with Virgin it was no trick.And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
09-20-06, 03:43 PM #4
You mean that kiss goodnight was sincere?
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