Blue Balls

[OfficerResource.com]

A week after their marriage, Phil and Jill (newlyweds) paid
a visit to their doctor

"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said Phil.
"My testicles are turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Phil's testicles are
blue. The doctor turns to Jill. "Are you using the diaphragm
that I prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?

"Grape."

[ghost98]

I guess her husband thought lube came in flavors and didn't notice.... does it???