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    Thats what the beer is for.....

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    > >Short marriage
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    > >She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
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    > >Then I noticed her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150 for a cut &
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    > >color, $30 for a manicure, $40 for a pedicure, $50 on vitamins,
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    > >$300 on clothes and $600 for a gym membership.
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    > >I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her?
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    > >She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
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    > >I told her that's what the beer was for.
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    > >I don't think she's coming back.

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    Good answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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