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09-26-06, 01:53 PM #1
This got lost in another thread, so I'm putting it here!
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
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09-26-06, 01:56 PM #2
u gotta love the worm" The hardest thing about disarming an armed suspect is not slipping on your own shit "
Michael P. Gordon E.O.W 08 Aug 2004
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09-26-06, 02:22 PM #3
Tequila, the drink the devil made!Si vis pacem, para bellum
And in case you don't speak Latin.......If you want peace, prepare for war.
I've been places, seen and done things that would make most cry. I've fought along side and against better men then most I come across day to day, i've put my life on the line more then once for things you take for granted and for those you have lost respect for. I don't tell you this for your pity or respect but for you to remember me.
09-28-06, 02:35 AM #4
Gawd, I still love the margarita's ....
09-28-06, 03:07 AM #5
hahahaha! "may cause nausea, vomiting, dizziness..." "and loss of consciousness"
"may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked"
"may make you tell all of your friends that you're in love with them"
"may make you think you're whispering when you're not"
"may make you think that ex lovers are dying for you to call at 4am
"may make you think you can dance when you can't"
NOW we know why these smilies were selected!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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