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    You Might Be A Badge Bunny If............

    You Might Be A Badge Bunny If............

    1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects. Example: handcuffs, a gold badge.

    2. You are the pursuer in a high speed chase.

    3. You think SWAT is a sex game.

    4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny.

    5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light.

    6. You ask the officer for his name and number first.

    7. You think handcuffs look better on you than diamonds.

    8. You run a red light hoping to get a date.

    9. When pulled over, 'you assume the position' before the officer gets to your car.

    10. Frisking ? you mean foreplay?

    11.You think a traffic citation is a love letter.

    12.You dial 911 for phone sex.

    13. You join Ladies Who Love Lawmen.
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    There's some items at cafepress that are a dead giveaway too.
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    That sounds like my ex girlfreind.... I sure do miss her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bufford408 View Post
    That sounds like my ex girlfreind.... I sure do miss her.
    +1


    But not yours...mine.....
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

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    Really whats wrong with badge bunnies? I mean nobody ever knocks rock band groupies!
    Si vis pacem, para bellum

    And in case you don't speak Latin.......If you want peace, prepare for war.

    I've been places, seen and done things that would make most cry. I've fought along side and against better men then most I come across day to day, i've put my life on the line more then once for things you take for granted and for those you have lost respect for. I don't tell you this for your pity or respect but for you to remember me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bufford408 View Post
    That sounds like my ex girlfreind.... I sure do miss her.
    Do you want her back?
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    geezzz I don't know.....never met a badge bunny........maybe I'll go polish my badge.........
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    Is "polishing my badge" a euphamism for something?
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    yea......for polishing my badge, lol I think badge bunnies are mythical creatures......like money and sex
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    In my life, you don't get sex without money..............Hmmm, maybe I should look into these so called............"Badge Bunnies"....

    Are they cheap?

    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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    oh......geez is that how it works........guess I have to start saving some money!!!
    Any Post I make is my opinion only!
    I do not have the authority or the permission to post for my Sheriff's Office.



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    Quote Originally Posted by TacticalTim View Post
    Really whats wrong with badge bunnies? I mean nobody ever knocks rock band groupies!
    That's 'cuz rock stars leave town the next morning - reduces stalking opportunities.
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    You guys should have heard the "innuendos" that ducky was spouting when she read me this thread I am NOT repeating those....

 

 

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