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    Ladies, us men are not as dumb as you think we are

    A wife had a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the costume party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed.

    So he took his costume and went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour woke without pain decided go to the party.

    As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could, and copping a little feel here, and a little kiss there.

    She went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
    After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked did he have a good time.
    "Oh, the same old thing, you know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, I never even danced one dance.

    When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

    You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with sarcasm.


    To this the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother. He later thanked me, and said he had the time of his life."
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    HeeHee that's just wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bufford408 View Post
    HeeHee that's just wrong.
    You summed it up Bufford that was just wrong!!!

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    She deserved what she got!! EWE!!
    You are a sniper when all other methods to save a life are failing...
    You are a counter-sniper when someone else thinks they are as good as you with a rifle.

    Nec hostium timete, nec amicum reusate - Audentes fortuna iuvat - Nemo me impune laedere
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    Why couldn't it ended with the mailman, milkman, her boss, his boss... Ick Ick ICK!

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    I've heard that before, but that's just plain NASTY!!
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    As nasty as that is it serves her right for trying to corner him!!!!!
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    I don't know so much about cornering him, but certainly for trying to play so coy and make a "Blind" accusation!! (Pun Intended!!)
    You are a sniper when all other methods to save a life are failing...
    You are a counter-sniper when someone else thinks they are as good as you with a rifle.

    Nec hostium timete, nec amicum reusate - Audentes fortuna iuvat - Nemo me impune laedere
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    In certain areas of the country, isn't that just a regular night out?
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Oh snap!
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    Of course, you have to wonder why she didn't notice the difference?!

    **nudge, nudge, wink, wink**

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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    Of course, you have to wonder why she didn't notice the difference?!

    **nudge, nudge, wink, wink**

    Furry costumes - one size fits all.

    < I'll go back to my newbie corner now >

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    You give what you get.............
    When you find yourself in a hole............QUIT DIGGING!!!!!!!!!

    OK guys time to come clean. I am not only a police officer but I am also a big time movie star. I am using my real photo as my avatar now. Please NO autographs!!!!

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