He said - She said

[slamdunc]

1. He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

2. He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

4. He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

5. He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time.

6. He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

7. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . A widow.

8. He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[Piggybank Cop]

You been talking to my wife?

[gozling]

i liked the fart one the best

[conalabu]

NO comment.

[gozling]

NO comment.

[1*girl]

i liked the fart one the best

My thoughts exactly!

[MissMyCaprice]

MissusMyCaprice liked those.

[Welpe]

1. He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

Any man with half a clue would never say that lest he ever wants to play what is contained within that bra ever again.

2. He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Poor guy can't even catch a break for trying.

4. He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

The BBQ grill ass joke might be apropos here...

5. He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . They don't have time.

You know a "third" might help the foreplay issue...

6. He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

The towel rack is a perfectly acceptable substitute TP holder.

7. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.

Too much Oprah!

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . A widow.

Dominatrix is another word that comes to mind.

8. He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

It's a trick women play on men once they sucker them into marriage.

Time to put on the asbestos armor.

[Trojan 42]

Why do married women usually live longer than their husbands? The men give up the will to live.