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10-02-06, 03:36 PM #1
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Adults Only "Not for the kids"
Q.)Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.)So men can be open minded.
Q.)What's the speed limit of sex?
A.)68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.)What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.)The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.)What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.)You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.)Three words to ruin a man's ego ..
A.)"Is it in?"
Q.)What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.)A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.)How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.)One of his fingers is clean.
Q.)What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.)Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. (lol)
Q.)What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.)They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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10-02-06, 03:54 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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tee hee
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-02-06, 04:37 PM #3
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10-02-06, 05:36 PM #4
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Funny!
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10-02-06, 05:56 PM #5
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10-02-06, 06:28 PM #6CopsRCool302 Guest
Funny
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10-02-06, 06:35 PM #7
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Bad boy Bosco
Bosco you weren't supposed to read this
Originally Posted by Bosco3379
It said no kiddies allowed!!!!
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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10-02-06, 07:21 PM #8
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I fail to see the humor in this. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen or cleaning the house?
Why should women wear white? So they match the appliances.....
September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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10-02-06, 07:42 PM #9
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Oh my this was so funny!!!! Great post I needed a good laugh!!!!!!
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10-03-06, 04:18 PM #10
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Originally Posted by fscf3801
Bosco you weren't supposed to read this It said no kiddies allowed!!!!
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10-03-06, 04:26 PM #11
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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dont match wits with the women in here.... your only half qualified Originally Posted by So Fla Cop
I fail to see the humor in this. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen or cleaning the house?
Why should women wear white? So they match the appliances.....
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-03-06, 05:29 PM #12
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lol thats funny... and to add to it
What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
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10-03-06, 07:28 PM #13
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Those are sooo 1987 but still ring true.
Why does a Jewish bride smile so much when she is walking down the aisle???
She knows she has already given her last blow job...
What does a JAP make best for dinner?
reservations...A monday morning lunatic, disturbed from time to time. Temporary catatonic madman on occasion..
Lightning crashes a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor. The angel opens her eyes,the confusion sets in before the doctor can even close the door..
The views and comments of E-man are mine and mine alone and therefore might not reflect the views of others or people in my current department. As such since this is still America I can post what I want without fear of retribution. I think.
RIP Eric
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10-03-06, 07:49 PM #14
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maybe half qualified, but REALLY hard. Originally Posted by gozling
dont match wits with the women in here.... your only half qualified
September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.
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10-03-06, 08:21 PM #15
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing...you already told her twice. (That's my wife's favorite.)
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10-03-06, 08:33 PM #16
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Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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10-03-06, 08:50 PM #17
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funny Originally Posted by So Fla Cop
I fail to see the humor in this. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen or cleaning the house?
Why should women wear white? So they match the appliances.....
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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10-04-06, 06:15 AM #18
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thats funny! Originally Posted by lynnz05
lol thats funny... and to add to it
So are the other ones posted, what a great laugh this morning! 
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10-04-06, 09:14 AM #19
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These were all good one liners, Now i have material for the rest of the day. Especially Especially the woman with the two balck eyes...
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10-04-06, 02:32 PM #20
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Originally Posted by So Fla Cop
I fail to see the humor in this. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen or cleaning the house?
Why should women wear white? So they match the appliances.....
Uh ya you better hope that thing drives you out of the County!
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