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    Cool Lock Your Doors!

    Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!

    An Ohio man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

    Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

    The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.

    A banana was sticking out of his butt.

    Police suspect a cereal killer.
    Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

    Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
    or otherwise distort statements of fact.
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    "Stupid should hurt."

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    Groan.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    That's as wrong as two boys kissing.
    'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu

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    you said butt
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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    What's next? The Wheaties Murder????

    Cute very cute!!!!

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    ghost98 is offline BEEN THERE BUT NOT EVERYWHERE
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    I liked it, very Clever.. Made me laugh out loud.

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    I thought it was funny! Made me laugh out loud.

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    CB2 came in and told me, DANNY, WE HAVE TO LOCK THE WINDOWS TONIGHT, i said, why? well she got to the dead man in the tub and busted out laughing, hahahaah.. she blew the joke, but it was funny

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    That was a good one!




 

 

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