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10-04-06, 04:31 PM #1
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Lock Your Doors!
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home!
An Ohio man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his butt.
Police suspect a cereal killer.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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10-04-06, 04:32 PM #2
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"Stupid should hurt."
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10-04-06, 05:04 PM #3
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Groan.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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10-04-06, 05:26 PM #4
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That's as wrong as two boys kissing.
'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
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10-04-06, 05:42 PM #5
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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you said butthttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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10-04-06, 06:04 PM #6
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What's next? The Wheaties Murder????
Cute very cute!!!!
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10-04-06, 06:04 PM #7
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I liked it, very Clever.. Made me laugh out loud.
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10-04-06, 06:17 PM #8
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I thought it was funny! Made me laugh out loud.
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10-04-06, 06:33 PM #9CopsRCool302 Guest
CB2 came in and told me, DANNY, WE HAVE TO LOCK THE WINDOWS TONIGHT, i said, why? well she got to the dead man in the tub and busted out laughing, hahahaah.. she blew the joke, but it was funny
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10-04-06, 10:06 PM #10
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That was a good one!
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